g’day, mate! my name’s flynn stern, and i’m an expertin pretending to be a wildlife expert, and right ‘ere, we got ourselves a beautifulcreature. now, of course, he won’t bite, ‘causehe’s small… and plastic… [khanubis] but what if you drank snake venom?
best snake venom wrinkle cream, now i’m not sure why you would want to consumeany snake venom in any way, unless you were coyote peterson, or tommy g. at a frat party[look what i stole from dr. medicine’s office!]. well, we already asked the question, and tommy’salready doing it. first, there is a difference between poisonand venom, the former will, depending on which
poison you picked, kill you if swallowed. poisons are meant as a defensive mechanism,and so, are toxic if ingested. g’day, mate! my name’s flynn stern, andi’m an expert in pretending to be a wildlife expert, and right ‘ere, we got ourselvesa beautiful creature. now, of course, he won’t bite, ‘cause he’s small… and plastic…[khanubis] but what if you drank snake venom? well, we already asked the question, and tommy’salready doing it. first, there is a difference between poison and venom, the former will,depending on which poison you picked, kill you if swallowed. poisons are meant as a defensivemechanism, and so, are toxic if ingested. the best rule-of-thumb for this is to rememberthat if an animal bites you and you die, it’s
venomous, and if you bite and animal and youdie, the animal is poisonous (and you’re a f**king moron).as that all implied, snakes are venomous, as you could tell by the question we’reasking. venoms are designed for killing prey, and potentially predators, by being injectedinto your bloodstream. however, if you milked an asp, like what is said to have killed thelast pharaoh of egypt, and drank it, you could survive, though this is not recommended. [dr.medicine prepares his syringe] really the only situation you would realistically beingesting snake venom is if you or a friend was bitten by a snake and you thought suckingout the venom was a good idea (it’s not). venomous snakes have fangs which are hollow,and work like hypodermic needles, injecting
the venom like a syringe you should be afraidof (it’s an injection that won’t save your life… much more of the opposite). so,you should survive, as long as you don’t have any openings into the bloodstream, likea cut in the mouth. the stomach should break it down like all other foods you eat, whilepresumably also judging its host for drinking snake venom. or probably not, because if you’vedrank snake venom, you’ve probably consumed a lot weirder stuff in your life!
thank you for watching this video! pleasebe sure to share it, leave it a like, and subscribe for more in the future. also, i’mcurious, if you were offered a small vial of snake venom, and you didn’t have anycuts in your mouth, would you drink it? personally,
i probably wouldn’t, but that’s just me.see you in the next video.
