i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand. poseidon quivers before him! fuck off! (kid in the background) "yay!" let's mcfreaking lose it!!!
double engine snake for sale, get out of your mind! get- [rugrats theme] [rugrats theme, only it's turnt] i really can't stay-
baby it's cold outsiiiiide i've got to go a- baby it's co- toss me my keys. *printer crashes to the ground* i said my keys. i thought you said printer! why the fuck would i say printer? (distorted) "how do you know what's good for me?"
(distorted) "that's my opinionnnn!!!" ten million points for griffinpuff!!! *slams marker against whiteboard* fuck you, snape, griffinpuff wins!!! (classic pokemon commercial transition) "who's that pokemon?" (man) "it's pikachu!!!" (transition clip) "it's clefairy!" (man) "fuuuuuuu-" when you're at the hotel room and you have to pay for the water
shut the hell your mouth! there's free water right here, ya fuckin asshole ♫ ♫ ♫ [spongebob trap remix "krusty krab" plays](ignore the shit stack in the center and appreciate the bros on the sides) *man laughs to himself* i drew a giant peni- (honey) *grabs the damn gun out of the screen* *cocks gun*
(honey) (y-yes dear) yes... yes... fuck *crashes* [dramatic music] run. [dramatic music intensifies] why'd you sit that couple before us?
it's a table for two... yeah? you have ten people... yeah?!? [music plays as waitress fails to comprehend the stupidity] [naruto ost plays] [naruto ost continues] ♫ having a good time ♫ ♫ having a good time ♫
♫ i'm a shooting star leaping through the sky, like a tiger ♫ *gasp* hmm? (your bra strap is showing) (what?) ♫ i don't give a fuck, i don't give a fuck - i don i don i ♫ ["shit" repeated in different situations] hey arin! *arin fucks up everything as usual*
what!??!? let's play football! but dan, i don't know how to play fo- (dan) football!!!!!!!!!! *arin dies* *thomas looks up skeptically* *tara strong sits there smug* ...don't... (timmy turner voice) obtuse, rubber goose, green moose
guava juice! giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!(thomas in background) "stop! i hate when you do this, oh my-" *faint whistle* ♫ dabadabada it's the mother fucking d - o - double g ♫ ♫ snoop doooogg ♫ *thwap* [the box says "jump in."] [michael "rage quit" jones everybody] *michael fucking jumps in the box* *gavin laughing in the background*
♫ look at this graph ♫ see this man? he's a magic man! he's gonna touch this hot fire! *old man touches the fake fire* oh man he's a magic man *pure smile* ♫ all i do is win, win, win, no matter what - got money on my mind- ♫ "i didn't know anything i just gave up."
"see ya." you remind me of a tarantula. oooh, tarantulas are- are cool. no i meant a dumb tarantula, how ya feel? i'm kinda hurt. i don't give a shit! *sniffles* you can't go noooo
*wheeze* (through laughter) i'm sorry you can't go! [soft meow] ♫ if you love me let me gooooooooo ♫ hey dude, can i borrow $60? ya, when pigs fly! oh, but they do fly ♫ the name gameeeee ♫ ♫ judy! ♫
(i'm sorry i found this stupid vine funny) happy birthday raven!!! i can't swim.... ♫ (hallelujah) ♫ ♫ she wants to dance like uma thurman and i can't get you outta my head ♫ ♫ i don't know what the fuck just happened, but i don't really care,ima get the fuck up outta here ♫ ♫ fuck this shit, i'm out ♫ do you suck dick? *gasp* no, i don't.
this bitch be eatin' dick. breakfast, lunch, and dinner dick. ♫ the poor groomsbride is a whore... ♫ ♫ i chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of ♫ watch my performance! let's see it! [the famous unintelligible rap from igloo azalea] you ready? let's do it!
[gta wasted sound] common, get up. can't, i'm dead. mmm... no you're not. freeze! [sirens] caterpillar rave! [beat boxing] quincy, we are going on a road trip!!!
whoooooooooooooo!!! *quincy howls back* yessss! absolutely!! is your baby being a little shit? shout at her. that'll scare her. don't be naughty *baby giggles* x2 he doesn't deserve you. *breathes in* if he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone. i'm gone! now go chop his dick o-
well, when life gives you lemons! *fwoosh* i am the genie, and i will grant you thre- i need to immediately take your place. really? i was trapped in there for 10,000 years of isolated slumber... (excited whispers) i know what? *disagreeing noises* *wheezy laugh*
no! ha ha! ♫ [slam jam intensifies] ♫ *yawn* hm hmm please, no... ha ha sto- *defeated cries*
[frustration] which season do you wanna watch? ha ha (whisper) nooooo why??? ah, hello? hm hm hm hm! [dramatic sound] ho hoooo!
whyyyyyy? good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem! oh, you dead? fuck it! ghost credit! i'm gon get a subaru! ["x gon' give it to ya" plays] *person baas out window* *sheep baas back* (woodnymph) oh my god you guys
i found my berries!!! i'm just kidding! i don't know where they are! oh my gooood i still haven't found my berries but! i found this! *soft licking noise* let's face it, we're stranded.
look! blueberries! oh ma god! are those my berries? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *insane laughter* a potato flew around my room before you came... [screaming] [intro to the office]
*phone buzzes* *thwap* [aggressive typing] [start wandows ngrmadly]
do you hear that? must be getting close! (to ruining headphone users) hold on... [thomas the tank engine theme plays loudly](i apologize to headphone users)
