hey, how's it going bros? xd my name is pewdie- fake pewds: pewdiepie. what? fake pewds: please
where can you buy snakes, what do you want? stop fake pewds: hey pewdiepie pewds: i'm doing my intro
how's it goin- fake pewds: please please please fake pewds: please please pleasepewds: shut the fuck up -_- no, no fake pewds: it's super cool pewds: okay, no i'm not turning around there's only two things in the world that would make me turn around and look what's behind me
number 1, donald trump's penis number 2, fake pewds: well, well, well felix look what we have here today is your lucky day pewds: you got a toad!? wait,
fake pew-pewdiepie can you... could you film this for me i wanna interact with the toad thank you, fake felix forgive - you know how heartbroken i was when ainsley left me a toad.. now i'm not fucking touching that shit though
fake pewdiepie: touch it you faggot pewds: no you touch it fake pewdiepie: no no no no no no no pewds: okay fine i'll play with slippy i don't know why i think this is a terrible idea but he's in here his name is slippy
i've never touched him before *that's what she said* uh.. i wanna be gentle and make sure... slippy... is he there? is he there? heyyyy <3 okay alright i'm terrified of this toad
i'm legit scared of even looking at it cuz you don't know it looks calm right now, alright it could, slippy could attack at any moment *pewds breathes out* why am i such a fucking pussy cameraman: he looks calm
but he also... oh, oh pewds: you see that he moveshe's a little scared it will attack cameraman: -big fucking scary- pewds: oh jesus, i'm so fucking scared i'm such a pussy jesus hey slippy, how ya doin' slippy
i mean, i'm just saying "hello" to you slippy ohh hey, how ya doin' slippy he's smelling me o.o look at his nose hey slippy he feels like sandpaper, a lil' bit oh my god... why am-
cameraman: ooo :o *laughing* wha- *manly pewds activate* i'm not scared, ok? i'm not...scared. you think i'm scared? oh god... hey slippy! would you mind if i touch you? *dramatic music gets louder*
ooo! hes nice! he's pretty chill actually. oh! hey, don't jump in, slippy don't kill yourself. look at him! cameraman: ok cameraman: ok, he's calm good boy!
good boy slippy. good boy...he's cool :d i never held one before! so this is a cane toad. they can get huge! and they live for like, 10 to 15 years? it's like holding a cheeseburger. (laughter) it really is! it's really weird. so they do bite, they have a really strong jaw...
...so i wanna be careful. (laughing) but he's pretty chill! i like him! this is cool! how you doin' slippy-kun i faced my fear today guys! so we're gonna give slippy a voice... slippy:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's really cool- cameraman: why did you get a toad? (exactly)
cuz i'm scared of them. uh, i figured like an animal that i don't like, would be the perfect pet for uh, the pewdiepie channel. he's really cool. i really like him. alright... ...well, slippy's now a member of the family, ainsley... ...rest his soul.
i hope he doesn't get too big. show some footage of how big they can get. also, if you lick slippy... ...i have to wash my hands now because hes venomous so, you know, if i wanna get that pewdiepie on, just lick him. cameraman 1: he's venomous? cameraman 2: yeah. cameraman 1: as in poison or as in hallucinogen? pewds: hallucinogen.
cameraman 1: really? we're gonna have to party tonight. *laughter* do you guys like the name slippy? (yep!) so i thought slippy would just be, like, the coolest, most original idea for a frog no one else has ever named their frog slippy. so i just thought it would be like a really cool original idea. cameraman 1: why do you have a skull in there? 'cause slippy is a warlock!
cameraman: oh. we'll get a better house for him and he'll get more accustomed and slippy will hopefully live a long, happy life together with felix and friends! *funky music plays* alright well thanks for watching.
leave a like for all the toads in the world. now i will... brofist!
*confused felix*
